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Every dish here is fictional theater — but the craft behind the description is real.

Butter Chicken
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Butter Chicken

Charcoal-roasted free-range chicken in a slow-simmered tomato, cultured butter, and cream sauce.

Priceless
Masala Dosa
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Masala Dosa

A paper-thin fermented rice-and-lentil crepe folded around spiced potato.

₹120
Chole Bhature
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Chole Bhature

Slow-simmered spiced chickpeas with puffed, blistered fried bread.

₹150
Paneer Tikka
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Paneer Tikka

Smoky, char-grilled paneer cubes marinated in yogurt and spice.

₹280
Hyderabadi Biryani
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Hyderabadi Biryani

Dum-sealed layered rice and marinated meat, fragrant with whole spices and saffron.

₹350
Gol Gappe
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Gol Gappe

Hollow crisp puris filled and dunked in cold, tangy spiced water.

₹60
Filter Coffee
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Filter Coffee

Strong decoction coffee poured tumbler-to-davarah until it froths.

₹50
Rasgulla
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Rasgulla

Spongy chhena balls simmered in light, cardamom-scented sugar syrup.

₹90
Nigiri Sushi Platter
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Nigiri Sushi Platter

Hand-pressed vinegared rice topped with precisely sliced fresh fish.

₹450
Tonkotsu Ramen
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Tonkotsu Ramen

Rich, milky pork-bone broth simmered for hours, with fresh noodles and chashu.

₹380
Chicken Katsu Curry
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Chicken Katsu Curry

Crisp panko-breaded chicken cutlet over rice with thick Japanese curry.

₹320
Ebi Tempura
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Ebi Tempura

Prawns in an impossibly light, barely-there batter, fried to a lace-like crisp.

₹280
Otoro Sushi (Fatty Bluefin Tuna)
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Otoro Sushi (Fatty Bluefin Tuna)

The fattiest, most marbled cut of bluefin tuna belly, served nigiri-style.

₹900
Katsu Sando
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Katsu Sando

Crisp pork cutlet stacked in soft, crustless Japanese milk bread.

₹350
Japanese Soufflé Cheesecake
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Japanese Soufflé Cheesecake

Jiggly, cloud-light cheesecake, barely sweet, baked in a slow water bath.

₹260
Matcha Mochi
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Matcha Mochi

Chewy glutinous rice cakes wrapped around sweet bean filling, dusted with matcha.

₹180
Margherita Pizza
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Margherita Pizza

Naturally fermented dough, San Marzano tomato, buffalo mozzarella, fresh basil.

₹340
Spaghetti Carbonara
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Spaghetti Carbonara

Egg yolk and pecorino emulsified with rendered pork fat — no cream, ever.

₹300
Mushroom Risotto
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Mushroom Risotto

Slow-stirred Carnaroli rice with wild mushrooms and aged parmesan.

₹310
Tiramisu
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Tiramisu

Espresso-soaked ladyfingers layered with whipped mascarpone and cocoa.

₹220
Lasagna
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Lasagna

Layered fresh pasta, slow-simmered ragù, and béchamel, baked until golden.

₹330
Idli
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Idli

A steamed, fermented rice-and-lentil cake — India's most-searched recipe of 2025.

₹80
Modak
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Modak

A steamed rice-flour dumpling filled with coconut and jaggery, made for Ganesh Chaturthi.

₹60
Classic Cheeseburger
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Classic Cheeseburger

A char-seared, dry-aged beef patty with melted cheddar on a toasted brioche bun.

₹260
Belgian-Style Fries
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Belgian-Style Fries

Double-fried potato batons — crisp outside, fluffy inside, one of the world's most-ordered sides.

₹140
Mac & Cheese
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Mac & Cheese

Baked elbow pasta in a three-cheese mornay sauce, golden and bubbling on top.

₹280
Buffalo Wings
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Buffalo Wings

Crisp fried chicken wings tossed in a vinegar-cayenne butter sauce, served with blue cheese.

₹320
Marry Me Chicken
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Marry Me Chicken

Seared chicken breast in a creamy sun-dried tomato and parmesan sauce.

₹380
Ema Datshi
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Ema Datshi

Bhutan's national dish — whole chilies stewed in melted farmhouse cheese.

₹260
Roasted Chicken
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Roasted Chicken

A whole free-range chicken, dry-brined and roasted until the skin shatters.

₹420
Street Tacos al Pastor
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Street Tacos al Pastor

Achiote-marinated pork, shaved off a vertical spit, with pineapple, onion, and cilantro.

₹220
Burrito Bowl
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Burrito Bowl

Cilantro-lime rice, beans, and marinated protein, layered instead of wrapped.

₹300
Dubai Chocolate Bar
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Dubai Chocolate Bar

A chocolate bar filled with crisp pistachio-knafeh cream — the dessert that broke the internet in 2024.

₹450
Amritsari Kulcha
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Amritsari Kulcha

A tandoor-baked bread stuffed with spiced potato and onion, brushed with butter.

₹150
Dal Makhani
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Dal Makhani

Whole black lentils and kidney beans, simmered for hours into a rich, buttery finish.

₹260
Pav Bhaji
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Pav Bhaji

A buttery mashed-vegetable curry, served with pav toasted on the same griddle.

₹150
Vada Pav
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Vada Pav

A spiced, deep-fried potato fritter in a soft bread roll, with garlic chutney.

₹40
Samosa
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Samosa

A deep-fried pastry triangle, filled with spiced potato and green peas.

₹30
Palak Paneer
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Palak Paneer

A silky pureed spinach curry, mildly spiced, with soft cubes of fresh paneer.

₹240
Tandoori Chicken
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Tandoori Chicken

Yogurt-marinated chicken, roasted in a clay tandoor until charred at the edges.

₹320
Rajma Chawal
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Rajma Chawal

A thick, spiced kidney bean curry, served over simple steamed rice.

₹180